24 DAYS OF SAVAGE ATTITUDES

Because Not Every Countdown Has to Be Sweet. 😏

Forget chocolates.

Forget inspirational quotes.

This countdown is for the people who are tired, sarcastic, overworked, under-caffeinated, slightly inappropriate… and completely okay with it. 😂

The 24 Days of Savage Attitudes Collection turns the traditional Advent Calendar into 24 days of hilarious little characters, rude moods, relatable frustrations, and unapologetic attitude.

Choose your kind of chaos:

😈 Savage Little Monsters
🐸 Rude Animals
☕ Office Rage
🎄 Merry F***ing Christmas

Open one drawer every day and discover another collectible that perfectly says what you were already thinking.

🔥 24 DAYS • 24 ATTITUDES • 24 DAILY SURPRISES

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😈 SAVAGE LITTLE MONSTERS

Small Monsters. Massive Attitude.

Some days you’re productive.

Some days you just need a tiny monster holding a sign that says NOT TODAY. 😑

The Savage Little Monsters Advent Calendar includes 24 ridiculous little characters inspired by those moods we usually try to keep to ourselves.

Discover characters like:

☕ Need Fing Coffee
😑 Not Today
🔥 Hot Mess
💀 Dead Inside
🍷 Wine First
😈 Petty Mode
📧 F This Email
🎁 Don’t Touch My Gift
👑 King of Bad Decisions
⭐ Golden Final Boss

From sleepy monsters to coffee-fueled disasters, every figure comes with its own personality.

😈 24 LITTLE MONSTERS. 24 VERY BIG MOODS.

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🐸 RUDE ANIMALS

Cute Animals. Terrible Manners.

They’re adorable.

They’re fluffy.

And they’ve absolutely had enough of your nonsense. 🐸😂

The Rude Animals Advent Calendar brings together 24 collectible critters with sarcastic expressions, questionable manners, and zero interest in behaving themselves.

Meet:

🦝 Dumpster Raccoons
🐸 Unimpressed Frogs
🐈 Judgmental Cats
🪿 Angry Geese
🦊 Sassy Foxes
🐰 Grumpy Rabbits
🐧 Irritated Penguins
🦉 Judgmental Owls
🐢 “Over It” Turtles
🐖 Trash-Loving Pigs

Some hold rude little signs.

Some throw attitude.

Some just stare at you like you’ve disappointed them personally. 😒

🐾 24 ANIMALS • ZERO MANNERS • ENDLESS ATTITUDE

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☕ OFFICE RAGE

Because Surviving Work Deserves a Trophy.

Meetings that should have been emails.

Printers that stop working exactly when you need them.

999+ unread messages.

And someone saying, “Let’s circle back.” 😑

The Office Rage Advent Calendar celebrates 24 painfully relatable workplace disasters in collectible miniature form.

Discover:

☕ Monday Coffee Rage
📧 999+ New Emails
🖨️ Angry Printer
💻 Broken Laptop
📎 Office Supply Meltdowns
🔥 Flaming Office Chair
📋 Endless Meetings
💀 1% Motivation Remaining
🗑️ Employee Morale
⏰ Late Again
📩 “Another Meeting Could Have Been an Email”
😈 Deadline Demon

Perfect for desks, office gift exchanges, coworkers, bosses with a sense of humor, or anyone who has survived another Monday.

☕ 24 DAYS OF DEADLINES, EMAILS & QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES

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🎄 MERRY F***ING CHRISTMAS

Holiday Cheer… With a Little More Honesty.

Christmas is magical. ✨

Until the shopping starts.

And the cooking.

And the wrapping.

And the family group chat.

Welcome to Merry F*ing Christmas**. 🎄😂

This 24-day countdown is packed with collectible holiday characters that capture the less-than-magical side of the season.

Meet:

🎅 Over-It Santa
🧝 Overworked Elf
⛄ Salty Snowman
🦌 “Not Tonight, Deer”
🍪 Burnt-Out Cookie
🎄 Exhausted Christmas Tree
☕ Festive but Frazzled Cocoa
🐈 Grumpy Christmas Cat
🧑‍🎄 Holiday Hangover
🎁 The Gift Nobody Asked For
🪨 Coal for You
❄️ Season’s Whatever

It’s festive.

It’s inappropriate.

And somehow it feels more honest than most Christmas decorations. 😏

🎄 24 DAYS OF HOLIDAY CHAOS & QUESTIONABLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

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🎁 A NEW ATTITUDE BEHIND EVERY DRAWER

Each set includes 24 individual drawers, each hiding a different collectible surprise.

1️⃣ OPEN

Pick today’s numbered drawer.

2️⃣ REVEAL

Meet another rude, exhausted, sarcastic, or chaotic little character.

3️⃣ LAUGH

Realize it perfectly describes your current mood. 😂

4️⃣ DISPLAY

Build your collection on your desk, shelf, bar cart, or wherever bad decisions are made.

😈 OPEN • LAUGH • COLLECT • DISPLAY

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🏆 24 UNIQUE CHARACTERS

No boring repeats.

Each calendar is designed around 24 different personalities, situations, expressions, and jokes.

Expect:

😑 Sarcastic expressions
☕ Coffee-fueled chaos
🖕 Bad attitudes
😂 Relatable sayings
🔥 Workplace frustration
🎄 Holiday meltdowns
🐾 Rude animals
😈 Tiny monsters with big personalities

By Day 24, you’ll have an entire collection of characters who understand you better than most people do.

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🎁 THE PERFECT GAG GIFT

Looking for something slightly inappropriate and impossible to forget?

You found it. 😏

Perfect for:

😂 Friends with dark humor
☕ Coworkers
🎄 White Elephant exchanges
🎁 Secret Santa
😈 Sarcastic best friends
🏢 Office gift exchanges
🐸 Animal lovers with attitude
🏆 Collectors of weird little things

One warning:

⚠️ May cause uncontrollable laughing and excessive pointing at specific figures while saying, “That’s literally you.”

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🌈 FOUR WAYS TO LOSE YOUR PATIENCE

😈 Savage Little Monsters
Tiny monsters representing everyday bad moods.

🐸 Rude Animals
Cute critters with absolutely terrible manners.

☕ Office Rage
The daily emotional journey of having a job.

🎄 Merry F*ing Christmas**
Holiday spirit for people running dangerously low on holiday spirit.

WHICH KIND OF CHAOS ARE YOU? 👀

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🔥 COMPLETE SAVAGE ATTITUDES COLLECTION

4 SETS • 96 CHARACTERS • ZERO GOOD ATTITUDES

Get the complete collection:

😈 Savage Little Monsters
🐸 Rude Animals
☕ Office Rage
🎄 Merry F***ing Christmas

That’s 96 collectible characters covering everything from Monday mornings to Christmas meltdowns.

Collect one.

Gift one.

Or embrace the chaos and get them all. 😂

🔥 96 CHARACTERS • 4 WORLDS • ONE SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEM

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❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

😈 How many figures are included?

Each Advent Calendar includes 24 collectible characters, one behind each drawer.

🎁 Are all 24 designs different?

Yes. Each set features 24 different characters, expressions, situations, or sayings.

🌈 Are the four calendars different?

Absolutely. Each one has its own theme and completely different character collection.

🎄 Is this a good gift?

Yes — especially for adults who enjoy sarcastic humor, gag gifts, office jokes, and unusual collectibles. 😂

🏆 Can I display the figures afterward?

Of course. Once opened, they make fun little desk, shelf, or workspace collectibles.

🔥 Can I buy all four?

Yes. The complete bundle includes all four themes for a total of 96 collectible characters.

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